If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.
God is like Robert Pattinson: It’s not the person you have a problem with; it’s the fan club that freaks you out. —
Anurag Sahay (via really-shit)
this is the best analogy I’ve ever heard
am i macklemore than you bargained for yet?